(1) Right arse eyes, you need to think of a name for ya yourself, something sweet like mine, use your imagination liver lips.

(2) The second thing sweet cheeks is to come up with a list of pranks that your going to do.

(3) For example simply calling people up and playing silly fuckers with them or, placing adverts in your local paper (yellow pages) and work ya prank from there. Da ya know where I coming from pigeon face?

(4) Know how far to push the unlucky bastard whom your about to piss off!

(5) Make sure you don't start LAUGHING at any time otherwise it will be a total fuck up.

(6) Plan each call carefully. Make sure that you write down a few ideas of different avenues for you to go down, just incase the mug on the other end of the phone doesn't hook up like you want him to

(7) Slap in a few nicknames towards your pray, like hey there Fruitcake let me speak to Bret Wier or some shit like that

(8) If your pray becomes confused or unsure, this is then PARTY TIME this is your prime time to rip the piss out of them as they will be so fucking confused they won't even have time to be gob smack or offended

(9) Do a few dummy runs, why not try it out on your friends and family if you can convince them then your half way there. Anyway, what are friends and family for?

(10)Practice accents. Irish, Asian, American whatever. Again try these accents on your family if you can get away with them thinking that it isn't a prank call, you halfway there.